Maybe “virginal” was the wrong word. Maybe I should have said “chaste”, “pure as the driven snow”, or even tried for “angelic.”
Nope, still not working.
So, check it out: THIS. IS. HILARIOUS!
Click on the Ratings Code below and you can find out what your blog is rated. As you can see, I got a “G” rating. Like I said, virginal. *cue halo and angel harps*
How did I get that rating? Apparently my blog contains the word “hell” one time and “dead” twice. I seem to be incapable of using profanity. Saintly? Who me???
Don’t look at me like that…it’s totally true! *polishes shiny new halo* Who am I to argue with the rating system?
I’m going to ignore the fact that I used the term “naughty spanking” in this post. Or that I posted about how much I love the swears in this one.
Now, here’s the deal....it's your turn. I want to hear what you’re rated.