Tuesday, September 15, 2009

I'm Practically Virginal...

Okay, so that felt a little weird.

Maybe “virginal” was the wrong word. Maybe I should have said “chaste”, “pure as the driven snow”, or even tried for “angelic.”

Nope, still not working.

So, check it out: THIS. IS. HILARIOUS!

Click on the Ratings Code below and you can find out what your blog is rated. As you can see, I got a “G” rating. Like I said, virginal. *cue halo and angel harps*

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

How did I get that rating? Apparently my blog contains the word “hell” one time and “dead” twice. I seem to be incapable of using profanity. Saintly? Who me???

Don’t look at me like that…it’s totally true! *polishes shiny new halo* Who am I to argue with the rating system?

I’m going to ignore the fact that I used the term “naughty spanking” in this post. Or that I posted about how much I love the swears in this one.

Now, here’s the deal....it's your turn. I want to hear what you’re rated.


Shalonda said...

How funny! I tried it thinking I would get a G rating because there are no curse words on my blog.

I ended up with an R rating! I mentioned death and dead too often and suicide was mentioned twice. I'm guessing this was from reviews of Thirteen Reasons Why and Living Dead Girl, two amazing books, so I will accept this rating.

Lisa and Laura said...

We're R rated too! So much for being YA friendly...

We got in trouble for all of our uses of suck, crap and ass.


Katie said...

I am totally cracking up by myself in bed. We, of course got a G rating. But get this... It was because we used the word, "shoot" one time :-)

haha! We're like nuns down here!!!

Kimberly Derting said...

Shalonda, I'm shocked. ;)

LiLa...not so much. If you got "R", I want to see what Miss J gets!

Katie, that cracks me up! Nuns, I forgot "nuns!" We're in the same boat. Although, I think I do most of my potty-mouthing when I comment on other people's blogs.

jessjordan said...

My most recent posts are rated G (I mentioned death once). Now, when I flipped back a page, to a week or two ago, and typed in that complete URL ... I got an R. (I think it gives you an R just for typing Ellen Hopkins name, so I'm not surprised!)

So perhaps this handy dandy little tool doesn't factor in your use of "naughty spanking" and/or how much you love to swear? ;)

Little Ms J said...

So, I got a bright red R rating. I had no idea that I mention the word crack so many times.

Crack - 4

Bitches (plural) - 3

Bitch (singular) - 2

Death - 2

I've apparently been cleaning up my act as it didn't count any F bombs. Not even one.

What the eff?

Heidi Willis said...

What the heck?? I'm rated PG because I have a quote on the side of my blog that says that books tell the stories of men centuries DEAD and another that says books make you realize you are not alone in your PAIN and heartache.

I think they must only look at the first page, because it didn't pull up any of the post in which I describe how my friend was murdered, shot in her home...well, I could go on but it's not exactly a PG post if you go by this rating!

I think I need to go polish my tarnished halo...

Kimberly Derting said...

I'm not sure what surprises me more, that "crack" is considered a swear (is it reading for context too?) or that it's counting "pain" as R-rated.

LMJ, you *totally* deserve that R-rating, maybe even an R+ (I'm sure it missed some f-bombs somewhere?!?!?!)

But Heidi, PG? Seriously???

And, yeah, Jess, I think Ellen's name is synonymous with R-rated. (that cracked me up!)

Heidi Willis said...

Uh Oh Kim... you said "cracked..." I see that halo slipping a little...

Leigh said...

I'm G (I used a$$ once). What - that's it? I thought for sure I'd be a PG if not PG-13. I better step up the profanity.

Tam said...

Oooh!!! I feel like such a grown-up with an R rating! Didn't count any of the "s**ts" I write, but I got censored for "suck". ?????

Tam said...

But wait, there's more. On my R rated blog, the Adsense today is "How to Become a Pastor." No effing s**t.