tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3807893309080538464.post660069665240778809..comments2024-03-27T06:24:06.078-07:00Comments on THE ROAD TO PUBLICATION: Serious Health Warning: MALE PATTERN BLINDNESS!Kimberly Dertinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00368511542359560174noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3807893309080538464.post-84741843702978710332009-09-28T08:13:33.339-07:002009-09-28T08:13:33.339-07:00I knew I wasn't alone. My next biggest fear is...I knew I wasn't alone. My next biggest fear is that my son will move out and actually believe that he doesn't have to call me. Every. Single. Day!<br /><br />Oh, and Anthony, nice try! We know you're just as blind as the rest of them!!! ;)Kimberly Dertinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00368511542359560174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3807893309080538464.post-30333394339776210242009-09-26T14:57:51.714-07:002009-09-26T14:57:51.714-07:00Oh Lordy. My husband has this for sure! You crac...Oh Lordy. My husband has this for sure! You crack me up :-)Katie Andersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08067504634291164972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3807893309080538464.post-74952793866067512382009-09-24T12:59:09.149-07:002009-09-24T12:59:09.149-07:00HAHAHA This is my house! Both my son and husband h...HAHAHA This is my house! Both my son and husband have it! Do you have any suggestions on where to get help???Suzanne Younghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09513999796820177367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3807893309080538464.post-83129545169584475372009-09-24T07:41:14.021-07:002009-09-24T07:41:14.021-07:00Ladies, you have it all wrong.
As fathers, we te...Ladies, you have it all wrong. <br /><br />As fathers, we teach our boys that it is our duty as gentlemen to make woman feel special when ever possible. By allowing you to locate items for us, we create an environment which is comforting to your fragile psychies, while at the same time placating your needs for control and self validation. <br /><br />This is just another of the many things we men do to show how much respect and admiration we have for the other gender.<br /><br />Yours is humble and selfless service, MEN.<br /><br />P.S. - If there other items regarding men that are difficult to understand, I am availible for private consultation should the need arise.Anthonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14875478045689275824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3807893309080538464.post-76947621607993199872009-09-23T19:20:27.248-07:002009-09-23T19:20:27.248-07:00Uh oh. My oldest DAUGHTER seems to have this affl...Uh oh. My oldest DAUGHTER seems to have this affliction. It's amazing. My other two girls don't have it. <br /><br />sfHardygirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02268385174949496800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3807893309080538464.post-8213896865639866272009-09-23T13:54:16.872-07:002009-09-23T13:54:16.872-07:00My son is 5. You've frightened me now. I'm...My son is 5. You've frightened me now. I'm going to go hide under the couch. Maybe he'll come find me. If not, I know he's showing symptoms early.Carrie Harrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14893023777471521703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3807893309080538464.post-84605197273223986142009-09-22T16:37:33.613-07:002009-09-22T16:37:33.613-07:00mine's two! and i get grunts....but i get the ...mine's two! and i get grunts....but i get the hugs too and Ill cherish them more after this :(Shelli (srjohannes)https://www.blogger.com/profile/17123227845032402600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3807893309080538464.post-27284412097865054902009-09-22T09:56:29.594-07:002009-09-22T09:56:29.594-07:00Been living with this for years. I used to find s...Been living with this for years. I used to find some smug satisfaction in always being able to locate the lost items; it made me feel superior. Now it just pisses me off. How is it that a kid can find a pack of gum in the bottom of my ten gallon purse, but can't find a gallon of milk that is partially blocked by a small tub of cream cheese???Tam and Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06321200560356498388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3807893309080538464.post-23652334841650120832009-09-21T10:51:53.532-07:002009-09-21T10:51:53.532-07:00It's so nice to see that I'm not alone.It's so nice to see that I'm not alone.Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00685341739870191402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3807893309080538464.post-22529923898461127052009-09-21T08:11:57.559-07:002009-09-21T08:11:57.559-07:00HAHAHAHAHA...this cracks me up! This inability to ...HAHAHAHAHA...this cracks me up! This inability to locate has happened in our house more often that I can count. Luckily, our little man is only 2 so we haven't go to those conversations yet.JennyMachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14594526663480442855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3807893309080538464.post-70754453672137215552009-09-20T21:19:39.482-07:002009-09-20T21:19:39.482-07:00Oh dear Lord. I have no kids, but my husband has ...Oh dear Lord. I have no kids, but my husband has a horrible case of this blindness. I'm about to buy him his third (YES, as in one, two and three) wedding ring. The first one was almost $400 and his third is somewhere around 37.99. I would feel bad if he didn't also lose his wallet, his scuba license and his birth certificate.Little Ms Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00034349274576201531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3807893309080538464.post-81469576280770369162009-09-20T13:27:07.087-07:002009-09-20T13:27:07.087-07:00It's got to be a bad sign when this is already...It's got to be a bad sign when this is already happening to your 4-year-old, right?lisa and laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18144863275895761642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3807893309080538464.post-21361351365920632162009-09-20T12:36:11.394-07:002009-09-20T12:36:11.394-07:00just like my husband and my dad, why do they seem ...just like my husband and my dad, why do they seem to think we know where everything is? And nothing drives me bonkers more than a 'nothing' in response to 'what are you doing, or what did you do today?' men!Rebs @ Book-Rantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07858223565401390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3807893309080538464.post-60626226940915258792009-09-20T12:15:41.991-07:002009-09-20T12:15:41.991-07:00HAH that's my life too!
My husband and and 6 ...HAH that's my life too!<br />My husband and and 6 year old son can't see a thing! <br />And my boy used to promise me the Forever Love as well. He does still hold my hand in public though. Sometimes.Heidi R. Klinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11716302225573341393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3807893309080538464.post-87703230078909870682009-09-20T11:16:32.689-07:002009-09-20T11:16:32.689-07:00OMG! My son is not yet 6 and has already been affl...OMG! My son is not yet 6 and has already been afflicted! I guess I should not be so surprised--my husband is a strong MPB gene carrier. *sigh* It was inevitable. <br /><br />On a serious note I will be SO sad when the hand holding ends! I'm hoping I have another couple of years before the no touch/no talk kicks in.Christy Raedekehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08263316476947361971noreply@blogger.com