Five (really random) Facts About Me On A Friday
1) I don't like to have my face touched. Ever. Even during a massage I ask the masseuse to skip my face completely.
And facials, eww!
2) I love bubblegum. Not all gum, just bubblegum...big, sticky, sweet wads of it. When I was little I used to save the chewed hunks by my bed at night and resume chewing in the morning. I know...gross.
3) I have a weird mascara fetish. I have tried probably hundreds of brands (from the super spendy to the ones on the cheap), and hate almost all of them. My old one was discontinued so I stocked up on eBay until those bottles (even though they were unopened) were just...too old.
My current fave: L'Oreal Voluminous. Go figure.
4) I can't touch my toes. Not even close.
5) I love it when people fall. Or run into things. I'm not sure why this is, I'm probably some kind of simpleton...or I was a Keystone Cop in a past life.
Case in point, my two favorite commercials of all time: the ad for Microsoft's SYNC (in which the woman walks into the door and spills her coffee all over) and the ad for Computer Associates (you've seen it, it's hilarious!).
UPDATE: I totally put the wrong L'Oreal mascara in the original post, so I had to correct it. I did NOT like Lash Architect. My favorite (at the moment) is Voluminous. OOPS!
Comments
Briana
PS how do you wash your feet if you dont touch your toes?
all good to know before LA :)
and yeah mascara... eeek i barely use ti anymore i hate when it crumbles.
And me, I HATE clumps...yuck!
I had never seen that Computer Associates ad – that’s hilarious!
How on earth did you resume chewing gum from the night before? Wasn't it hard???
You would get a kick out of me because not only can I not touch my toes either, but I am always running into stuff. I am so clumsy! Falling down stairs, running into objects, tripping over my own feet, that's me!
Christy - I think there must be some writing by-law that states: You Must Be This Weird To Ride
Ah, I'd love a massage. Someday soon.
This was such a fun post. I think you need to do this every week.
Stay away from Smashbox mascara. It's crap. You'll end up with two lashes on each eye. Not because they fall out, but because the clump together and smudge.
By the way, I just sent you something to your email. Please let me know if it came through!
MissJ - I would've been right there with your friends, laughing so hard that there would be no actual sound coming out. LOVE IT!
And thanks for the mascara tip...haven't tried Smashbox yet, and now I don't have to waste my money!
PC - Just got it...THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!