Signed Copies of TBF and DESIRES OF THE DEAD (Limited Time)

I'm assuming that if you can’t make it to my MEGA EPIC LAUNCH PARTY it's because you're bedridden. Or extremely agoraphobic. Or, you know, don't live in the area. Whatever. But don’t fear, you can still get a signed copy of DESIRES OF THE DEAD or the upcoming paperback release of THE BODY FINDER.

How, you ask?

Well, get this! I’ve made arrangements with the Barnes & Noble hosting the MEGA EPIC LAUNCH PARTY to take phone orders for you. So now you, good readers, can pre-order your copy and have it shipped directly to your home. You know, since you're severely agoraphobic and all.

Note: Be specific on the phone! If you want your book(s) personalized, be sure to give the correct name spelling. If you don’t want it personalized (just signed), be specific about that too! Shipping will be $3.99 for the first book, $.99 for each additional book. I’m assuming that’s US residents only, sorry international peeps! Call (253) 839-2535 to place your order.

AND...Speaking of launch parties, don’t forget: It’s gonna be MEGA EPIC! If you're not bedridden or agoraphobic (and if you live in the area), join me on Saturday, February 19th. I’ve got GREAT prizes lined up, so you’ll totally wanna be there!!!