I'm Practically Virginal...
Okay, so that felt a little weird.
Maybe “virginal” was the wrong word. Maybe I should have said “chaste”, “pure as the driven snow”, or even tried for “angelic.”
Nope, still not working.
So, check it out: THIS. IS. HILARIOUS!
Click on the Ratings Code below and you can find out what your blog is rated. As you can see, I got a “G” rating. Like I said, virginal. *cue halo and angel harps*
Maybe “virginal” was the wrong word. Maybe I should have said “chaste”, “pure as the driven snow”, or even tried for “angelic.”
Nope, still not working.
So, check it out: THIS. IS. HILARIOUS!
Click on the Ratings Code below and you can find out what your blog is rated. As you can see, I got a “G” rating. Like I said, virginal. *cue halo and angel harps*
How did I get that rating? Apparently my blog contains the word “hell” one time and “dead” twice. I seem to be incapable of using profanity. Saintly? Who me???
Don’t look at me like that…it’s totally true! *polishes shiny new halo* Who am I to argue with the rating system?
I’m going to ignore the fact that I used the term “naughty spanking” in this post. Or that I posted about how much I love the swears in this one.
Now, here’s the deal....it's your turn. I want to hear what you’re rated.
Comments
I ended up with an R rating! I mentioned death and dead too often and suicide was mentioned twice. I'm guessing this was from reviews of Thirteen Reasons Why and Living Dead Girl, two amazing books, so I will accept this rating.
We got in trouble for all of our uses of suck, crap and ass.
Oops.
haha! We're like nuns down here!!!
LiLa...not so much. If you got "R", I want to see what Miss J gets!
Katie, that cracks me up! Nuns, I forgot "nuns!" We're in the same boat. Although, I think I do most of my potty-mouthing when I comment on other people's blogs.
So perhaps this handy dandy little tool doesn't factor in your use of "naughty spanking" and/or how much you love to swear? ;)
Crack - 4
Bitches (plural) - 3
Bitch (singular) - 2
Death - 2
I've apparently been cleaning up my act as it didn't count any F bombs. Not even one.
What the eff?
I think they must only look at the first page, because it didn't pull up any of the post in which I describe how my friend was murdered, shot in her home...well, I could go on but it's not exactly a PG post if you go by this rating!
I think I need to go polish my tarnished halo...
LMJ, you *totally* deserve that R-rating, maybe even an R+ (I'm sure it missed some f-bombs somewhere?!?!?!)
But Heidi, PG? Seriously???
And, yeah, Jess, I think Ellen's name is synonymous with R-rated. (that cracked me up!)